Saturday, October 10, 2009

Galway, Ireland

Life Lessons Learned in Ireland... 
  1. Streetlights are only for decorational purposes; one crosses the street whenever and wherever one feels like.
  2. When flushing an Irish toilet you must use the element of surprise; you must not rest your hand on the lever prior to flushing- you must pounce and flush with a vengeance. 
  3. The Irish have a wicked sense of humor, all their doors are made with heavy hardwoods and are spring loaded, making opening them a workout.
  4. Cyclists are more dangerous than motorists. ALWAYS check the bicycle lanes.
  5. They do have bathrooms/washrooms here, but don't be fooled, there is no toilet in them; just sinks and tubs.
  6. Australians make the best drinking partners but Belgians are better for breakfast conversations.
  7. Claddagh rings are like a portable Facebook Relationship status; the ring is worn on the right hand with the heart facing outward to show that the wearer is not romantically linked but is looking for love. When turned inwards, it is shown that the wearer is in a relationship, or their heart has been "captured".The ring worn on the left hand with the heart facing outward shows the wearer is engaged; turned inward indicates the wearer is married.
  8. Irish men love to dance and Canadian women love them for that.
  9. Irish men are some of the nicest people you will ever meet, but Irish women are mean and vicious for the most part.

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